WEEK 7: Magic 8 Ball Report

WEEK 7 Magic 8 Ball Report

We all must be thinking the same thing. Last week, I decided that for this weeks article I would break down the playoff race since we are officially half way through our FF regular season. Well, I get up this morning and 2 guys have already posted in the forum just such a thing. Nice job boys. Some of the league are thinking they have met their end for the year. Don't! It is not hard to rattle off 6 in a row and squeak your way into the playoffs............LOL NOT!!!!!!! Don't kid yourselves. The 1-5 teams need to think about spoiling and what they are going to do with their Christmas.....Nuff of that.....8 BALL!!!!!! You're up.

Legends (2-4) v Gadabouts (1-5)

According to the Legends' shot call a couple of weeks ago, he just lost his last game. His call has him winning the next 6 in a row. Luckily for him, he picked the right team to start getting on that track. The Gadabouts are 2 games out of 3rd place in their chapter. They have 4 of their 6 games under 300 points. Yikes. The Legends are 4 games out of their chapter lead and have 7 teams above them with a better record, and 8 teams with a better "all-play" record. Their chance at a playoff spot is dwindling quickly. To make things worse, their lineup this week on offense reads like this: QB Hasselbeck/Smith. RB Goodson/Green ellis/Tanner. WR DHB/lafell/Mike W/ and good TE's......LOL The Gadabouts don't have much better going for them this week but we will literally go to the 8 ball this week and ask it. Straight from ask8ball.net.......

Will the Legends win this week: 8 Ball: DON'T COUNT ON IT... you heard the ball

Clowns (1-5) v Eagles (6-0)

Ughhhhhhhhh. Remember when Lucy keeps holding the ball for Charlie Brown and then pulls it away at the last second to see him fly through the air and land on his back. That's what the Damn Eagles are doing every week to all us Charlie Browns. This week, it's the Charlie Clowns. Even though the Eagles are having to play a somewhat different roster this week, In our opinion, the Charlie Clowns will go running as fast as they can and end up flying through the air, landing on their back. And, looking up at the sky they will lay there dreaming of next season as this one slipped through their fingers in the draft.

Are the Eagles Championship bound? 8 Ball said: MY SOURCES SAY NO..... the ball don't lie, do it?


Empire (2-4) v Destroyers (4-2)

We've all been there. We've been the Empire. The team the one with the highest points allowed, while posting nearly the highest points for in the league. They have that to smile about. And they have the all play record. Despite heading down a road that in most leagues you would be kicking your cat all offseason for not making the playoff, the Empire have hope. Their all play record is 30 games better than the next guy in line. So, despite losing again this week to the Destroyers, the Empire will make the playoffs and might be that ever frightening losing record team that goes to the championship.

Will the Empire get the #6 seed in the playoffs? 8 Ball said: MY SOURCES SAY NO...... Sorry Empire

Cats (5-1) v Slings (2-4)

The Slings are a happier bunch this week, early this week. They are another of these teams that have had a ton of points scored against them. Unlike the Empire though, their point total is weak. In short, they deserved to lose those games. Yes, they will get a win here or there, but their point total last week was a fluke. The highest score they put up before that was 303 and 4 weeks under 300. They get to face a Cats team that has never scored below 300 and, despite a couple of lineup changes, they are at near full strength. You know it, I know it and the Slings know it, welcome back to suckiness in week 7.

Do the Slings suck that bad? 8 Ball Said: DON'T COUNT ON IT.............See there is hope

Legionnares (4-2) v Bombers (1-5)

You've heard it before, the Bombers are bad. But, take a look at their lineup. It doesn't look like a one game winner. The Legionnaires, got away with one this week and with this chapter as close as it is, they are probably thinking they can extend that this week on the hapless Bombers. Don't bet that game there Jon, I see it differently. I like the Bombers this week to bring Justin back to where he belongs in the middle of the tightest chapter in Roster wars.

Can the Legionnares pad their lead? 8 Ball Said: MY SOURCES SAY NO...........See, told you

Killers (2-4) v Demons (5-1)

I'm telling you right now, this is the fluke of all flukes. My worst picks have gone against the Demons. Look at this team. Good? I think not. The reason....the third lowest points allowed in the league. And, it's not due to their defense. This is it, this is the moment in the year where the Demons true colors start to turn yella. The Killers, though they also suck, are going to right their ship and in a sense right the Demon ship to and send them on a losing streak for the ages.

Are the Demons worth a damn? 8 Ball Said: DON"T COUNT ON IT.............Didn't need the ball for that

Africans (3-3) v Eternals 4-2)

Say what you will the about the Eternals pouty face sessions the other week, it worked. Some of you craphole teams should start your own therapy bullshit very soon. The Eternals are creatures of the night. You know can't see yourself in the mirror nonsense. Well speaking of mirrors, that's what this record is. Smoke and mirrors. The Eternal are 3rd in total points scored in DD. FROM THE BOTTOM!!! So what you get is a bad ass lion to come in and tear some stuff up. Africans put on a show this week.

Can the Eternals keep pulling the wool? 8 Ball Said: MY SOURCES SAY NO.........Didn't think so

Headhunters (4-2) v Spongebob Squidpoop (4-2)

After being humiliated by the Clowns 2 weeks ago the Headhunters took care of binness last week to reclaim their rightful standing in Chapter 2. Chaeto is in that boat with some other teams where the chips have fallen their way. They are second only to the (5-1) dragons(more on that later) in points allowed this season. Their good luck could continue but we thinks not. Me hopes not. Squidleroy has already proved enough, considering their outlook as determined by the league back in May. Hang out, slow down and take her easy. Nothing left to prove.

Does the floaty have anything left to prove? 8 Ball Said: CANNOT PREDICT NOW.......Stupid ball

Skins (3-3) v Diggers (3-3)

The Skins have now equaled their steak of wins with a streak of losses. The out of chapter games have not been kind to the Skins as they have dropped all three games. The Diggers can't make up their mind if they want to win or lose. Their record is like this: Loss, Win, Loss, Win, Win, Loss. This, as I am learning from my 4 year old, is a pattern so if we go with the pattern and it works out as it should, I can, with almost as good of betting prowess as Jon, tell you the rest of the Diggers' season. Last 6 weeks go like this: Loss, Win, Loss, Win, Win, Loss. And, low and behold a 6-6 record can be predicted for the Diggers. This is easy.

Will the pattern be proven right? 8 Ball Said: VERY DOUBTFUL...........Damn Ball

Duffers (3-3) v Degenerates (1-5)

The Duffers are in a funk, slowly deteriorating the last couple of weeks. Owning the league low score in week 6, they nearly bested the year low. The degenerates are great on offense. Their demise, however, begins and end with the D. Check this The Vegas defensive started have totaled only 704 points so far. The next closest D is a full 180 points higher than this. That number is held by another 1-5 team in the Clowns. Damn boys you get that straight and you might have something here. Bottom line is Vegas can't hang. Next year will be here before you know it.

Can Vegas beat the odds? 8 Ball Said: ASK AGAIN LATER.......figures

Spazz (2-4) v Dragons (5-1)

You have to love the 3rd chapter. The best team in the league and then 3 guys battling for who can suck the most. Two 2-4 teams and a 1-5. If anyone thinks the Damn Eagles won't end with the best record, remember, he gets to play each of these crap teams AGAIN!!! When the stars align for a team, they really align. I digress. Spazz wins again, good for him. Now the Dragons own the best "points allowed" mark in the conference. Meaning? No one he plays wants to play the week he plays them. Stars align again this week for him as Spazz struggles to put up points. Some guys have it all.

Do the Dragons have it all? 8 Ball Said: THE OUTLOOK IS GOOD........Damn Dragons

Wolves (3-3) v CCS (2-4)

Wolves have no lineup set as of 4:40est. They lose. DAMN WOLVES


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