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WEEK 3: Magic 8 Ball
Report
Week 2 Record (10-2)
Overall Record. (17-7)
Florida (1-1) v
New Mexico (0-2)
These clowns just can't catch a break. Their players are
good, friendly guys. But, sadly, there are just not enough of them that can
provide the output needed to compete. Happily, the chaetomorpha won their game
last week. They were so excited. It was great. Even though this week they will
crush the clowns. They still plan to have a face painting and fish cracker party
after the game.
Our happy little ball says: How nice is that
:)
Minnesota (1-1) v England (1-1)
An embarrassing loss last week
did not make for a happy poppa on his weekly radio show. He blames it on sleep
but really needs a hug(enter Justin). The dragons are undefeated and have had
the luxury of playing two teams who's point totals were some of the lowest in
the league. But he ain't frownin'. He uh happy dragon. Frolicking in the Autumn
mist in a land called Honalee. However, poppa knows he can't let this dragon go
undefeated in this chapter without a fight(which we don't condone). But in the
end, he will saddle, mount, break and tame this dragon before he gets out of
control.
8 ball lovingly says: who needs his belly scratched, good
boy
St. Louis (2-0) v Wyoming (2-0)
At the time of this article
the Duffers had won their game by 1.02 points, so we go with that. These two
undefeated head into week 3, each vying for a perfect record in Chapter 2 before
heading to out of chapter games. The Duffers, in our opinion, have outplayed
their potential in the last 2 weeks. But, that's how you win titles in FF. The
Headhunters have not been special but have done just enough to get wins. Neither
team have great matchups on offense and once again, the RWT believe the D will
be the key here. An afternoon of watching Caddyshack together, instead of the
game, and the Duffers feel a little poke.........
8 ball cringes: Will
you please....suck out the poison for me
Sanibel (0-2) v Atlanta
(0-2)
Obviously not the start that either of these teams envisioned for
their inagural season at RW. One of these teams will be 3 games back in their
chapter by Tuesday morning. The Gadabouts, are lacking......in everything...on
offense, while their D is the only thing keeping them alive. The Africans, have
just missed in the first 2 weeks. They have the firepower but haven't had the
right match-up, until now. The poor relocated Gadabouts, will go on feeling left
out and the Africans will console them with a good beating this weekend. As Ian
massages out the pain......
The 8 ball directs: A little to the
left
Las Vegas (0-2) v Utah (0-2)
There is always something to
feel good about, no? I mean if you look at this match-up, both of these guys
will have a good week. Spazz has put up plenty of points so far. Enough to sit
atop the power rankings in DD, winless. The Degenerates have not suprised
themselves. Vegas knew he would struggle this year. The happiness comes when the
Spazz finally get their first win(no matter how low they score), and the
Degenerates don't get their hopes up by winning a game. It will be like they are
laying in a bed of roses together. Bliss.
8 ball rolls over and:
NEIGHH
Colorado (2-0) v Omega City (2-0)
So, the polar opposite of
the two winless teams facing each other is this. The twin towers in Chapter 3.
The legends barely scraping out a win against a hapless Vegas squad. And, the
Eagles making it look easy against a gamer in Utah. The legends are ever
confident, making it a jolly good time reading his books errr....posts. However,
he must put that confidence aside this week, and realize that his dropoff in
production is a sign of things to come. Take a deep breath and close them sleepy
little eyes cause the sandman from Colorado is going to sing you to
sleep......
8 ball sings softly: lullaby and goodnight la la la la la la
la
Philly (2-0) v Singapore (1-1)
Have you ever been beaten by a
dollop? A smidgen? A squirt? A dash? A tidbit? Sure you have. This ain't one of
those times. The Slings have matchups up and down their roster that scream, "oh
shit"!!! We here at RWT, don't feel bad for teams very often, but in this
flowery edition we feel like crying for the Slings. And you should too. If you
see him this week, pat him on his bottom and tell him, just cause you lose
doesn't make you a loser. Winning isn't everything.
8 ball rebuts: the
hell it isn't
Minnesota (1-1) v Norfolk (0-2)
The Bombers are
struggling. They are just not putting up the point totals required to win
consistently in RW. I was surprised when looking at their lineup though. It
don't suck now, really. It's pretty good. I thought this to be an easy pick, but
now I'm a bit vexed. I feel like the destroyers have been outdoing themselves.
And, the Bombers are underperforming. In the end, though in a very close game,
the Destroyers will plant a third straight loss on the Bombers and bury them in
a huge hole.
8 ball offers: what size casket can I get for
ya
Chicago (0-2) v Hamilton (2-0)
Not the kind of start CCS
envisioned in RW when he swarmed his way into the league at the last second.
It's bad and dont look good this week. The Cats, however, have no worries. Their
offense is playable but this defense is lights out. The Cats and Headhunters
obviously had the same vision to build a stellar defense as the cornerstone of
the team(no wonder those two guys get along so well). And, then let the offense
pick up the scraps. This idea has led the Cats to 2 high output weeks and he
isn't about to stop in week 3. CCS is just another in a long line of teams to
fall 3 games back in their chapter after 3 games played and looking forward to
drinking from the pee pee bowl.
8 ball askes: Would you like that super
sized?
Adelaide (1-1) v Decatur (1-1)
If The Empire hadn't met the
big Cat in week 1 they would easily be 2-0. They sit atop the power rankings in
TT. The Demons got a early Christmas present and drew CCS in week one and got
their lone win(that everyone else in this chapter will also get). This one looks
pretty darn close this week. I couldn't find anything that really stood out
other than the QB's that the Empire is playing. That combined with the fact that
the Demons are playing Shonn Greene(barf), make me lean towards the Empire in
this one. Too bad we can't play 2 kickers.
8 ball reveals: Drop Shonn
Greene for Olindo Mare
Carolina (1-1) v Jersey (1-1)
This one is
easy. As of 11 am EST on Thursday the Werewolves had not submitted a lineup.
Worked last week. Jersey wins.
8 ball pleads: help us out here
man
San Fransisco (1-1) v San Diego (1-1)
This chapter is knotted
up. The only chapter where all 4 teams sport the same record. This weekend it's
the battle for California. North vs South. Both these guys got their first win
last week. San Fran smoked the legionnaires, who thought they were invincible
after week one. While the killers eeked one out on the Werewolves. In this one
there are too many PPR points to be had for San Fran. The Killers make this one
look more like they did in week 1.
8 Ball laughs: just stay
home
Love conquers all.
Roster Wars Times Senior
Janitor
Mani Chitsbig
J/K should have all the big moves. No obvious swings of power to
date but Chapter 4 seems pretty complacent given their performance 
